The Blind Baker (S1E2)

Sherlock: You took your time.

Watson: Yeah I didn't get the shopping.

Sherlock: What? Why not?

Watson: Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and PIN machine.

Sherlock: You had a row with a machine?

Watson: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse.


Watson: Is that my computer?

Sherlock: Of course.

Watson: What?

Sherlock: Mine was in the bedroom.

Watson: What, and you couldn't be bothered to get up. {realizing.} It's password-protected.

Sherlock: In a manner of speaking.


"Wintle": Hello?

Sherlock: Hi. I live in the flat just below you. I don't think we've met.

"Wintle": No, well ah I've just moved in.

Sherlock: Actually I've just locked my keys in my flat.

"Wintle": Do you want me to buzz you in?

Sherlock: Yeah. And can I use your balcony?

"Wintle": What?


Sherlock: Those symbols at the bank—the graffiti—why were they put there?

Watson: Some sort of code?

Sherlock: Obviously. Why were they painted? If you want to communicate why not use email.

Watson: Well maybe he wasn't answering.

Sherlock: Oh good, you follow.

Watson: Nope.


Sherlock: I said, could you pass me a pen.

Watson: What? When?

Sherlock: About an hour ago.


Watson: Where are we headed?

Sherlock: I need to ask some advice.

Watson: What? Sorry?

Sherlock: You heard me perfectly, I'm not saying it again.

Watson: You need advice.


Sherlock: Careful! Some of those skulls are over two hundred thousand years old. Have a bit of respect! the gunfire stops. Thank you.


Watson: I'm not Sherlock Holmes!

General Shan: I don't believe you.

Sherlock: You should, you know. Sherlock Holmes is nothing at all like him. How would you describe me, John? Resourceful, dynamic? Enigmatic?

Watson: Late.


Watson: But hang on, a hair pin worth nine million pounds.

Sherlock: Apparently.

Watson: Why so much?


Sherlock: Depends who owned it.

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