So the other night... After the Fan of Cuddle's erm... insults, shall we say... I found a bunch of Shakespeare's insults, and I'm putting them here in case I ever need them. :D
"Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking."
"Thou fobbing ill-breeding dewberry!"
"O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified."
"I throw thy name against the bruising stones."
"Thou currish sheep-biting flap-dragon!"
"The most infectious pestilence upon thee!"
"Hast thou never an eye in thy head?"
"Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow fowl."
"Thy bones are hollow; impiety has made a feast of thee."
"If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry."
"Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit."
"Thou paunchy folly-fallen giglet!"
"Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage."
And this last one reminds me of something Oz would say--
"Thine horrid image doth unfix my hair."
Shakespeare is a genius, children. You must listen! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Yeah... Let's hope the Fan of Cuddle doesn't see this....... *awkward silence*