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So the other night... After the Fan of Cuddle's erm... insults, shall we say... I found a bunch of Shakespeare's insults, and I'm putting them here in case I ever need them. :D

"Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking."

"Thou fobbing ill-breeding dewberry!"

"O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified."

"I throw thy name against the bruising stones."

"Thou currish sheep-biting flap-dragon!"

"The most infectious pestilence upon thee!"

"Hast thou never an eye in thy head?"

"Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow fowl."

"Thy bones are hollow; impiety has made a feast of thee."

"If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry."

"Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit."

"Thou paunchy folly-fallen giglet!"

"Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage."

And this last one reminds me of something Oz would say--

"Thine horrid image doth unfix my hair."

Shakespeare is a genius, children. You must listen! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

Yeah... Let's hope the Fan of Cuddle doesn't see this....... *awkward silence*

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